Actually, a lot of us are wicked smart.

I was giving dances to an old man, and all was well, until...

Old man: Well, I suppose I'm rather introverted.

(Slowly, as if speaking to a dumb child or a person who doesn't understand English)

Do        you        know        what        introverted        means,        Lux?

Me: (Shocked and at a loss for words) Excuse me?

Old man: (Unaware that he just offended me) In-tro-ver-ted.

Me: (PMS-ing, on my last nerve, and in no mood to play cute) Are you fucking kidding me? Do you think I'm stupid? Are you assuming I'm stupid? Of all words, introverted?  Really? Can I have my money now? Thanks. (Walked away, laughing like a crazy person.)