December 18, 2008

Teddy Pt. 3

We went on another date.

Nice as usual.

But onto the juicy stuff -

After a bit of drink and a bit of smoke, I ended up in his bed.

The making out turned heavy, and then the clothes came off.

He was inside of me, for five seconds, and then...

"No, I can't do this," he said.

"What?"

"I can't do this."

Feeling more humiliated than anything else, I got out of bed, put on my clothes, and drove home in tears.

It's because I'm a stripper, isn't it?

I knew he was way too good.

No dating. No dating. No dating. It's just not right. And it all makes sense.