"What?"
"Who's your doctor?" she asked again.
"Huh?"
"Who did your boobs?"
"Oh! These are mine!"
I've NEVER appreciated my breasts until I became a stripper. I suppose it's because I've never been around so many pairs of boobs before. And now, I'd like to say that I'm grateful for my breasts. They are officially my favorite part of my body. (Before stripping, my favorite part was my ears.) Who knew?
"Can I feel them?"
I'm guessing she didn't believe me.
Then more and more girls started coming up and touching them. I had an entire dressing room full of strippers, practically giving me a mammogram.
Some of the girls STILL didn't believe me.
Well, I guess I'll take that as a compliment.
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